venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

reallylameblog:

someones dying??? not on MY watch *pushes dying person of off my new expensive wristwatch* haha thats better

annoyingbloqqer:

gay marriage isnt legal but these are

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yugiohslavic:

takin selfies with your friends like

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lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

pokemoncap:

fuck. you. James.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes