"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
when commercials have internet memes in them
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
I HAVE NO WORDS
if anyone needs a valentine I’m free