iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

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morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

penis-hilton:

beach looks

penis-hilton:

beach looks

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

daw-n:

if anyone needs a valentine I’m free

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly