datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

chubchubbunbun:

pardonmewhileipanic:

me before and after taking off my make up

(just kidding i’m a fucking babe either way, and so are all of you)

MAD MADAM MIM OMG she was so happy being a “hideous horrible” old witch I
tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"