nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
notyouraveragepornblog:
dan-and-phil-are-amazing:
randomrumiel:
niknak79:
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’
kev got the d
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
dampsandwich:
am I the only one who thought her arm looked extremely dislocated