When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
me before and after taking off my make up
(just kidding i’m a fucking babe either way, and so are all of you)MAD MADAM MIM OMG she was so happy being a “hideous horrible” old witch I
Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"